In the same year that the first woman ever served as vice president of the United States, a Columbia sophomore gave the Barbie Movie (Dir. Greta Gerwig, 2023) a 4.5 on his…
Many New Yorkers were outraged by the 15 cent base fare increase for subway, local buses, and paratransit, as announced in late August. Cost of living in NYC has increased exponentially while…
As both an English major and an unofficial transfer success story, I find joy in mentoring the youth; and so, I am here to caution certain crowds against joining the Barnard English…
Barnard Tunnel System Currently Under Renovation to be Transformed into Spirit Halloween for Autumn
Originally expecting a Spring 2024 completion, the renovation projects in the Francine A. LeFrak Foundation Center for Well-Being in Barnard Hall is being delayed due to a brief business venture with Spirit…
Heartened by the positive reactions to themed meals such as “May the Fourth Be With You,” and “Friendsgiving,” Columbia Dining has revealed its next big event: “The Annual Visit to the Dentist.”…
Something feels different on campus. Is it that the bushes around Furnald have finally been trimmed? Is it that all the freshman dorms have AC, despite Columbia saying they didn’t have the…
“Why Won’t He Play Hard to Get?”–Love Affair With JJ’s Place Dwindles After Introduction of 24-Hour Dining
Ever since my freshman year, I’ve had a special romance with JJ’s Place. In all my times of direst need, I was able to head down there, sweat my head off in…
Capitalizing on the Silent Disco’s Popularity, Football Team Boasts that Their Games are Silent Too
After seeing the enormous crowds of students eager to join the Silent Disco event on Low Steps earlier this semester, the Columbia Football team has boldly proclaimed that their last game was…
As part of a new movement towards more on-campus dining options, Columbia has decided to open 58 new dining halls. While many thought the Fac Shack would be the last addition to…
The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about…