World News Brief: Code-Switching Tim Kaine Wows Florida Audience With Fluent Swamptalk by Iqraz Nanji September 25, 2016November 6, 2021 Classic pandering.…
World Feminism is When You Touch a Boob, but for Love by Dram Barrington, Doctor of Philosophy September 22, 2016November 6, 2021 You might be asking yourself, "How long do I have to touch a boob to be a feminist?"…
World News In Photos: Donald Trump Jr. Nails the Skittles Metaphor by Ben Greenspan September 22, 2016November 6, 2021 Would you take a handful?…
On Campus Tight CCSC Race Between Idealism, Fascism, Alcoholism by Raistala Ronpeas September 21, 2016November 6, 2021 Emma Berusch's CCSC campaign initially claimed that she "overheated" at the Delta Sig mixer.…
World Stanford Swimmer Takes Advantage of Unique Summer Research Opportunity by Dallas Koelling September 21, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…
World Melania Trump Gives Hope to Plastic Objects Everywhere by A. M. Greensorb September 20, 2016November 6, 2021 "She is an emblem of the American Dream for the billions of non-biodegradables who come to this country every year."…
On Campus News Brief: Stats Major Has a Confidence Problem by Anonymous September 20, 2016November 6, 2021 "It's just that...I'm pretty average."…
On Campus Future Goldman Sachs Employee Isn’t Quite Sure How to Pay a Bill by A. M. Greensorb September 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "Why don't they just send me this stuff online? Then I could forward it to my parents."…
World “Wait, That’s It?” Says Nation as Short Manhunt Fails to Cure Case of the Mondays by Andre Adams September 19, 2016November 6, 2021 "They should have at least stretched the thing out until primetime."…
On Campus Student Gets CAVA’d After Ingesting Unsettling Idea by Max Rosenberg September 18, 2016November 6, 2021 She barely had time to remind her Lit Hum classmate that he is an "entitled sexist" before slipping out of consciousness.…
World Man Frantically Rearranges Table to Accommodate Arriving Food by Ben Greenspan September 18, 2016November 13, 2021 His jalapeño poppers had to be shoved precariously past the bread basket.…
On Campus Columbia Backup Quarterback to Kneel During “Roar Lion Roar” to Protest Tampon Policy by Juvenal September 15, 2016November 6, 2021 "Lee Bollinger has blood all over his hands."…
