World Sponsored: Insure Your Masculinity With Guyco by The Feditorial Board November 10, 2016November 6, 2021 In 15 minutes, you could save 15% or more on nard insurance.…
World Op-Ed: Did America’s Uneducated Whites Learn Nothing from Plato’s Republic? by Anonymous November 10, 2016November 6, 2021 "Did these rural whites only read the Sparknotes?"…
On Campus News Brief: In Stunning Upset, Rape Culture, Toxic Masculinity, Institutional Racism Have Survived Spec’s Op-Eds by Andre Adams November 9, 2016November 6, 2021 We shouldn't have been so confident that working class America was listening to Spec.…
On Campus News Brief: Professor Has Nerve to Plow On Ahead With 8:40 by Andre Adams November 9, 2016November 6, 2021 Rude.…
World GOP Proposes Gay Travel Ban After Fierce Glitter Bombing by Michelle Dandeneau November 7, 2016November 6, 2021 The victims looked “drop dead gorgeous.”…
On Campus A Message to the Public: We Need More Pictures of Spiderman by Thomas Brockland November 4, 2016November 6, 2021 They better be on my desk today.…
On Campus School of General Studies to be Sold for Scrap Metal by Thomas Germain November 3, 2016November 6, 2021 Unconfirmed reports suggest the metal will be used to build a new back door to the university. …
On Campus Student Reports Laptop Stolen After Leaving It In Butler For 9 Days by Orly Morgan November 2, 2016November 6, 2021 When he returned from the bathroom, a meer 215 hours later, the laptop was gone. …
On Campus News Brief: Bones of Prehistoric Feminists Discovered in Barnard Library Rubble by Natalie Arenzon November 2, 2016November 6, 2021 The newly-discovered species of hominid is being named Homo sapyns.…
On Campus Shouts from the Sundial: Cultural Appropriation by The Feditorial Board November 1, 2016November 6, 2021 “How else am I supposed to bond with my sorority sisters?”…
On Campus Report: SEAS Ignoramus Completely Missed Aeschylus Reference by Anonymous November 1, 2016November 6, 2021 “I only read the Sparknotes, but even I was able to deliver a vehement diatribe against his unfair treatment of women."…
On Campus JJ’s Rides the Bus to Flavortown After Guy Fieri Pitstop by Thomas Brockland November 1, 2016November 6, 2021 "The monster bellowed, 'HOLY GUACAMOLE, THIS IS OFF THE HOOK,' bits spattering out of its gaping jaws."…
