“You mean I can get a degree for talking about kicking it with the boys, crushing a few brews, maybe even hitting the gym?”…

“Listen, there’s only like four openings left in the job market in this country, and I’m not getting left behind because I didn’t do enough resume optimization.”…

“The union representative also strongly urged the purchase of 2-liters of Coca-Cola, Sierra Mist, and Hi-C Tropical Punch for each party.”…

“A second location is already being planned atop the heap of Fleetwood Mac CD’s forming 100 yards away.”…

“What are we going to do about it? Well, first of all, stay out of the tunnels. We cannot stress enough how horny these Super Bats are.”…

A Fed article by Sappho.…

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