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In a brave and controversial stand, one courageous student has spoken out against the devastating…

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign may have officially ended, with the candidate even endorsing…

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Following a historic vote, Columbia University has decided that one of its beloved red-tail hawks…

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President Armstrong has reportedly been what many call “a little too excited” about the Minouche…

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Columbia University Facilities announced this morning that the Butler Library stacks will be open 24…

That shadowy oubliette you see skulking the hallways of Butler 8? The one you see…

Last Monday, Physics Professor Brian Greene declared the Schermerhorn Extension a new scientific breakthrough for…

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Neil Gorsuch is distinctly not dead. However, his legacy of The Fed takes up enough…

Midterms season is a time of stress. In response, students try to find many ways…

On Saturday, numerous Columbia twinks gave reports that they saw Senator JD Vance dancing alone…

Midterm season is upon us, and the ennui hangs thicker in the air than the…

Dear Fed,  Here we are, week number whatever of the semester, and I have a…

As Halloween approaches, you’re finally able to shift out of midterm mode and anticipate a…

In a stunning recent report, the American Psychiatric Association announced that the diagnosis of “Sidechat…

In preparation for Homecoming, Columbia University’s Board of Trustees have announced their plans to retire…

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Autumn has arrived in Morningside Heights, and around the Low Library steps that means one…

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It’s that time of year again… your Butler crush has seen you in full cruddy…

In his last press conference as the sitting President of the United States, President Biden…

Shrubland speaks out! In an exclusive interview with The Federalist, Chaparral Biome – known for…