"These people don’t speak English and no one here has watched Stranger Things."…
"'Bucko’, ‘champ’, ‘squirt’, ‘Ralph Waldo Emerson’ and even ‘slutbag’ have been names used by Mr. Connelly to refer to his son."…
"When I finally ran into her standing in sweatpants and a boring green cardigan in front of Butler, she just looked like a mere mortal."…
"Sometimes you just need that no-holds-barred release."…
Flipping water bottles doesn’t need to oppress women like it does now.…
“I’m getting real tired of this salad shit. Can someone drop me a fucking burger?”…
"That little mutt has been dead as a doornail for years."…
"I had no idea how much regionalist scorn I was in for when I ordered the classic BUSHDID9/11 and mozzarella panini from Hamilton Deli."…
Know the difference.…
"I am an only child—and yet, the grill is their favorite member of the family."…
