Kushner can expect a deepening voice, hair growth under his armpits and around his groin, and new feelings of sexual arousal, according to Ben Carson, who was not questioned on the topic…
“How will I find other casual sports fans who enjoy smoking a bowl or two?”…
"That's a really gracious offer, and I do appreciate it -- but for the time being, I will have to pass."…
"I've been good this week, and I should treat myself," said Freddy Simone, 25, after seven days spent doing the bare minimum at his job. …
Mr. Ducovich was unfazed by the water; he removed his “Grill Master” t-shirt, and eagerly waded to the pool’s deep end. “Kids, don’t listen to your mother, it’s actually really refreshing,” he…
“We realized no grocer in the nation gives customers the choice of whether to bid or buy now, which made us think: ‘Why not let people enter bidding wars for that last…
"Not saying I wanted the full sabotage apparatus, but a few measly articles about Obama’s forged birth certificate would have really come in handy when Sarah Palin couldn’t name a single newspaper.”…
In Israel, Trump Reveals “Tremendous New Plan” For Peace, Calling It “The Two-State Solution”
by Ben Greenspan and Thomas Germain
"If you have the border wall, you already have the two countries. Problem solved."…
President Trump discreetly spat gum into his paper, before crumpling it and stuffing it in the Wall.…
"Let me bury my secrets deep inside that expensive leather man-bag you keep strapped to your lanky midwestern frame."…
