No Republican has won the presidency without winning America's left nut.…
The operation eased his endorsement of Donald Trump.…
Classic pandering.…
You might be asking yourself, "How long do I have to touch a boob to be a feminist?"…
Would you take a handful?…
"It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…
"She is an emblem of the American Dream for the billions of non-biodegradables who come to this country every year."…
"They should have at least stretched the thing out until primetime."…
His jalapeño poppers had to be shoved precariously past the bread basket.…
"We're a brand for douches of all races and creeds, so long as they can pass for white."…
