"I’m sure this news will be met with disappointment."…
“Taking flight using only the motion of your penis is really all about confidence."…
Gorsuch is the first Fed alumnus to land a job interview.…
"Like, although I wasn’t thrilled about it, I got Obamacare because the Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have dental insurance."…
Gill has not showed that he is willing to stand up for justice.…
Even Neville's toad.…
Captives have been forced to declare their devotion to a handy tooth hygiene guide.…
"My views are evolving to reflect the changing needs and perspectives of my diverse constituents," the Lord writes in a heartfelt op-ed.…
"This is a beautiful connection between a man, a man, a man, another man, a woman, and me, and you need to get the fuck out."…
"Apparently, you can only get in if you bring two girls with you.”…
