"Was his Alaska cruise okay, but not as good as his Joseph Conrad-esque sailing trip down the Congo?"…
“When my friends reference the song, I just laugh and pretend like I get it."…
Gemini are in for quite a month!…
“I’ve done a lot of research and all the movies show that fat shaming is the most effective way to make those little bastards lose a few pounds.”…
"If only Trump and Muslim refugees could sit down at the negotiating table and enjoy a bowl of Pizza Twist Macaroni..."…
"I didn’t choose to want to fuck Paul Ryan. It’s just the way I am."…
"Governor Reuben won a landslide victory to become the state’s first Toasted-American governor."…
The study found that "no genitalia" also discouraged intercourse.…
"Without a trigger warning, we have no way of knowing when a British journalist is about to have his guts spilled out onto the desert floor."…
"Past tweets included personal attacks on Washington officials, celebrities, and random citizens from Indiana..."…
