We shouldn't have been so confident that working class America was listening to Spec.…
They better be on my desk today.…
Unconfirmed reports suggest the metal will be used to build a new back door to the university. …
When he returned from the bathroom, a meer 215 hours later, the laptop was gone. …
The newly-discovered species of hominid is being named Homo sapyns.…
“How else am I supposed to bond with my sorority sisters?”…
“I only read the Sparknotes, but even I was able to deliver a vehement diatribe against his unfair treatment of women."…
"The monster bellowed, 'HOLY GUACAMOLE, THIS IS OFF THE HOOK,' bits spattering out of its gaping jaws."…
“The only way to lure the cats was to offer them what they sought: easy and average-looking guys,” Animal Control said.…
