"You can imagine how left out I feel."…
"It's really inspiring to see someone take this kind of personal risk to stand up for their beliefs."…
We've surveyed all of the election endorsements on campus.…
"I found that I could only feel comfortable with the tip of my nose resting snugly in my sphincter."…
"Maybe it was an empty promise all along."…
"When I realized the motive behind the feces, I was astonished by its brilliance."…
On the other hand, children of floorcest "have a huge leg up on admissions." …
What a time saver.…
"Mom, I mean Liz, really helps me manage my time and always brings the best snacks."…
"I have the right to a real job, a job suited to an adult who made better life choices than I did."…
