"These kids are fat little bastards.”…
These pups are cute, cuddly, and passionate about collective bargaining!…
"I could literally see him objectify me as he explained Planck’s constant."…
"Once you get hooked, it isn’t long before you’re dropping all your breakfast swipes on drinkable yogurt."…
"You haven’t touched me in weeks. What happened to us?"…
"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."…
This debate got pretty vicious.…
We've got to get him out of there.…
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…
Revel in the holiday spirit!…
