"Why go to the bathroom when I can relieve myself right in the NoCo chair I’ve nested in for the past 13 days?”…
"I really can’t tell if he’s just being friendly, or wants to tie me up and slather me in some homemade barbecue sauce."…
"I mean, it's definitely a tough situation they've got over there."…
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"Needless to say, somebody’s getting an A in participation.”…
"According to authorities, Crowthers timed her exit of the gym perfectly with the early rush of students harmlessly making their way to 8:40 classes across campus."…
"We've got to get him out of there."…
“Why would you wake up on a Saturday to go look at some big-ass dinosaur?"…
"He’s deep, he’s sensitive, he’s intellectual, and he’s the only person on this campus who TRULY appreciates the Smiths.”…
"It’s typically expected that those of a more conservative persuasion will look towards some one-room schoolhouse on the prairie, like Dartmouth.”…
