As Presidential hopeful Joe Biden begins to think about—and promptly forget—who should be his 2020 ticket buddy, the news world is racing to predict who the lucky lady could be.…
"The higher your temperature, the more massive your disco stick.”…
My body is being torn apart; not by hormones, but by the trauma of Andrew Yang leaving the presidential race. I'll never get my $1000 now.…
The Fed Endorses Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders, Biden, Buttigieg, Yang, Bloomberg, and Trump
by Alex Horn
No matter who wins, we called it.…
The department will focus on attempting to heal people through “the power of love”, a technique originally pioneered by Ms. Willamson while tripping on LSD in Ram Dass’s Jacuzzi.…
As of press time, the prince’s representative has clarified that going forward, His Royal Highness will “give explicit directions regarding if and how he wants any dissidents liquidized.”…
True Ally: This White Guy Doesn’t Say the N-Word when “Gold Digger” Plays at Parties
by Nick Ribolla
“If this is what it takes to mend the racial scars of American society, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make,” said Greenwood. …
“Exposing Westchester’s kids to this kind of disease is nothing short of morally repugnant,” said local activist group FreeEdu. “If you want to do justice to teaching America’s colonial past, you should…
He’s also eyeing a presidential run.…
Uhhhh, superdelegates?…
