A new study from Reuters finds, in a shocking reversal of conventional major wisdom, all undergraduate students from Columbia University are now equally unemployable. In the wake of over $400 million in…
A Letter from the Desk of Interim President Katrina Armstrong: Dear Columbia Community, I recognize that these past few months have been uniquely challenging. Restrictions on campus coupled with rising tensions surrounding…
Upon reading President Armstrong’s recent email calling for “genuine dialogue between people from all backgrounds,” Carnegie Winthrop (CC ’26) visited Qahwah House and was pleasantly surprised. “You know, when I walked in,…
One of the most important tasks that college students face is discerning what exactly they are passionate about. Finding a worthwhile vocation is something that all of us hope for in our…
Oh Nexplanon, thou slender, silent lance,guard my—well, technically no longer mine,depending on the state’s judicial stancebroadcast on an interstate billboard sign. No votes can sway your steadfast, sacred post,you scoff at laws…
Interim President Armstrong revealed in a press release this morning that Columbia University has acquired the territory of Greenland in a move that has shocked many in the international community. Armstrong cited…
Last week President Trump announced the erection of a new body: the Committee On Containing Knowledge (C.O.C.K.), tasked with erecting standards for educational material. Described as “the climax of our efforts to…
Were you too young to experience the 2015 Hillary Clinton email scandal? Good news! WikiLeaks has outdone itself, releasing email correspondence between Professor Clinton and the Secret Service where she requests more…
In a cabinet filled with some of the most successful men in the world, one small (5’6”) man tends to get lost in the crowd. Oh JD, we feel for you. Becoming…
