President Katrina Armstrong has declared that The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump will be added as required reading in all CC classes beginning next semester. “I know some community members…
For those of you now tuning in, a Category 5 hurricane has leveled Columbia University.…
Amid nationwide cuts to DEI programs, including Columbia’s stealthy removal of DEI language from various college websites, the University has announced that they will be removing the iconic statue of Alma Mater…
A new study from Reuters finds, in a shocking reversal of conventional major wisdom, all undergraduate students from Columbia University are now equally unemployable. In the wake of over $400 million in…
A Letter from the Desk of Interim President Katrina Armstrong: Dear Columbia Community, I recognize that these past few months have been uniquely challenging. Restrictions on campus coupled with rising tensions surrounding…
Interim President Armstrong revealed in a press release this morning that Columbia University has acquired the territory of Greenland in a move that has shocked many in the international community. Armstrong cited…
One of the most important tasks that college students face is discerning what exactly they are passionate about. Finding a worthwhile vocation is something that all of us hope for in our…
Upon reading President Armstrong’s recent email calling for “genuine dialogue between people from all backgrounds,” Carnegie Winthrop (CC ’26) visited Qahwah House and was pleasantly surprised. “You know, when I walked in,…
Oh Nexplanon, thou slender, silent lance,guard my—well, technically no longer mine,depending on the state’s judicial stancebroadcast on an interstate billboard sign. No votes can sway your steadfast, sacred post,you scoff at laws…
Last week President Trump announced the erection of a new body: the Committee On Containing Knowledge (C.O.C.K.), tasked with erecting standards for educational material. Described as “the climax of our efforts to…
