What a time saver.…
"Mom, I mean Liz, really helps me manage my time and always brings the best snacks."…
"I have the right to a real job, a job suited to an adult who made better life choices than I did."…
The freshman dropped "some unreal knowledge bombs."…
Someone should really tell the protesters on Low Steps today.…
"The worst part is he’s probably going to half-ass it anyways.”…
"If you come across him, the most important thing is that you remain calm and contact Public Safety." …
The remaining members are disbanding the club entirely because running an election would be a nightmare.…
"The health inspector finds fecal bacteria on your counter once and your future is tanked.” …
"We want to ensure that all students feel welcome, regardless of which part of speech they feel the strongest connection to."…
