“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…
Revel in the holiday spirit!…
CU Opens New School of General Exercise to Help Nontraditional Students Get Back Into the Gym
by Anonymous
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"…
“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."…
“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”…
She euphorically closed all twelve Courseworks tabs on her computer and logged into Netflix.…
To deliver the application form, we had to climb into this dark pit and sacrifice one of our members on financial aid.…
She insisted she was "learning how to learn." …
Student Uses FroSci to Calculate How Long into Conversation with Mom Asking for Money is Okay
by Nick Ribolla
"This is exactly the kind of back-of-the-envelope calculation we want our students to employ.”…
The administration has finally given in to the rat's demands.…