"Society makes people bad, but more like, cheat-on-your-spouse bad – not Sean-level bad."…
With the conclusion of the summer of 2017, one thing remains crystal clear: The Art/Music Hum joint program in Paris has turned into a drawn-out mishmash of pastry-driven sexual chaos. The program,…
"This is a sign. I'm really going to graduate at the top of my class!" proclaimed pre-frosh Ji Hong Lee, mere months before he will pitch a sad, little tent in Riverside…
Wien Sophomore’s Last Ditch Attempt At Companionship Foiled By Gruesome Death Of Ant Farm
by Luis Vera
"The complete eradication of the farm, totaled at 227 ants, was initially attributed to the 13 days the package spent on a poorly ventilated, sunless shelf in Wien, during which time Michaels…
"Let me bury my secrets deep inside that expensive leather man-bag you keep strapped to your lanky midwestern frame."…
"These people don’t speak English and no one here has watched Stranger Things."…
"President Lee Bollinger cited the organization’s 'lack of transparency' and 'ethics concerns' as incongruous with the university’s vision."…
“We water the soil with broken dreams, fertilize it with internship offers, and voila, out they come.”…
1. Stimulate James McShane to near ecstasy at the mere mention of “theft alert.”…
Learn a thing or two from the Fed's wisest.…
