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Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien told The Federalist: “We believe in a fair election, which is why we let Pennsylvania count ballots for a whopping 40 hours before completely obliterating them.”…
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In paragraph 36 of the email, Bollinger discussed plans for classes saying, “classes may be entirely in person, entirely online, or we might just set up some type of Hunger Games system…
Freshman Breaks Cheek Muscles from Smiling Too Much on Zoom in Effort to Make One Singular Friend
Before COVID, Emily would rhythmically hit the arms of whoever was talking to show her fun and flirty side; now, she must rely solely on her facial muscles to communicate her outgoing…
“At first I thought it was odd that she’d go to John Jay to eat, when the food’s much better on this side of Broadway,” said Margo’s roommate, Prudence Yao, BC‘22. “But…
He attached the link to his Tik Tok account, “WAP with Beck Hall.” WAP standing for “Watch and Probe,” that is.…
Top 10 Non-Opinions to Show Off to Your University Writing Classmates
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