We at The Federalist have been closely monitoring his finsta account, @FrancisLuvsFannies, and have discovered no such likes. This leads us to believe that while he conceals his freakier follows, the Pope…
When pressed for reasons, Bollinger claimed Senior Night attendees had shown the “fortitude, grit, and alcohol tolerance” which defines the Columbia community. He said further, “If they can withstand the deluge of…
"Eleanor fucking self-reported, I just know it," said Levi.…
When asked to comment, Huntington told The Fed, “Back in April, I had just finished watching Tiger King and honestly didn’t know what to do next. I was already tired of baking…
The temptation is too strong to resist. Your eyes lock with the figure in the square. You are staring at yourself.…
“Who wants Covid?” Trump blurted to the packed lot as he tossed his mask into the crowd with a cheeky grin. Joining Trump on stage via video-link from the U.S. Department of…
Keep driving your gas-guzzling Lexuses and running the AC with the windows open, because if we keep up the good work, we can expect a big blue wave to flood coastlines across…
Disclaimer: The Federalist is in no way promoting trespassing or the defacement of posters advertising an absolutely awful president. We are merely showing our readers (who will do this with or without…
The participants will also reportedly be limited to those who were impeached during their first presidential term as well as those who are legally named Donald John Trump.…
“In such a stressful time, the only thing that could bring joy to Americans was Steve Kornacki and his number-crunching, democracy-saving, khaki-wearing keister.”…
