Back then, there weren’t any pesky child labor laws. I earned my stripes first in a blacking factory, then as a chimney sweep for Charles Dickens. According to the town physician I…
Girl Who Hasn’t Left Dorm in Four Days Wonders if Columbia Confessions Post About a “Beautiful Stranger on Low” Was About Her
“Sure, the post described ‘a tall, beautiful blonde,’ but from a distance my neon pink hair could appear a bit flaxen,” White reasoned.…
Without the tips she relies on to survive, Alma Mater has now decided to join the gig economy. Being unable to serve as a ride-share or a food delivery driver, as she’s…
“I hadn’t left my house in days,” Green explained, after being asked to account for his late-night message. “I just desperately needed to talk to someone other than my parents and little…
If you chose C: You’re edgy. You’re different. You stand out from the crowd. You don’t follow the trends, which is why a cool, reflective Canada Goose parka would be the perfect…
When several students protested the insanity of this demand, a Columbia spokesman replied: “The university understands the financial difficulty of these unprecedented times—we did, after all, absorb the previously proposed 2% tuition…
But their maple syrup-sweet dreams began to crumble as soon as they crossed the border. Mr. Buckley said he first felt the sick feeling in his stomach when the border agent made…
Stanford stumbled in midway through the soup course, half naked and tanned. Setting down his surfboard, he winked at USC (who was staring openly at his abs). “Sorry,” Stanford said, “it’s super…
. “I knew that this would be a great opportunity to celebrate all of the friendships I’ve made this year,” she told The Fed. “Unfortunately, my only Columbia freshman friend lives in…