With warmer winters around the corner and oceans rising, governments and organizations are concerned about what Global Warming means for the future of humanity as we know it. In an exclusive interview…
BUTLER LIBRARY — Dim lights flicker through the tunnels beneath Butler Library at 3:00 am. Whispers fill the corridors—they seem to be coming from behind the walls, but one cannot tell exactly…
As Columbia students approach the revered campuswide tradition of investment banking recruitment season, one recent grad we interviewed had some helpful advice to share with our reporters. Our interview was originally scheduled…
Bring Christmas lights on the train and decorate your own car. Treat the subway like your own personal vehicle; they’re called subway cars for a reason. Decorate your dorm to look like…
In a recent interview with the Federalist’s art correspondent, Auguste Rodin reflected on the self-important over-sophistication that the art world has assigned to his work. “They make everything about the human condition,”…
I’m a month into my first year at Columbia, and, needless to say, the transition has been tough. Almost no one in my classes knows that I was the class of 2021…
In response to COVID compact violations in Butler library, Columbia has instituted a new policy to enforce COVID safety measures. “We’ll kill you if you don’t wear a mask,” a Butler librarian…
MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, NY — Per Columbia’s surveillance protocols, Columbia’s Medical Director Melanie J. Bernitz and staff test the dorm’s wastewater to track potential COVID outbreaks, but The Fed has also received inside…
Citing recent research funded by the Columbia Republicans Club and clinical trials done in a third-floor Carman dorm, first-year students confirmed that the equestrian form of amphetamine totally slaps. Like hard. “I…
In an effort to boost mental health before finals week, medical services have decided to add affirmations to the ReopenCU app. In a statement, Columbia Health said “Besides declaring yourself COVID free…
