“After the first lecture, I can’t even recall seeing Chris in my classroom. For him to help his classmates in such a major way by utterly bombing his final exceeded all my…
It was once described that Columbia was for the depressed to live out their esoteric NYC main character fantasies, yet we are constantly surrounded by all these happy couples. The audacity! Thus…
“There’s no better way of experiencing New York City than scavenging for housing in early August after being denied housing as a transfer student with no promises of entry in future housing…
“But babe, it happens to the best of us. Just look at the trees,” said Jacob Simmons, CC ’23, to his girlfriend Carly Biels, CC ’23. This year’s tree lighting, which took…
Listen here, Columbia. These puny little Christmas string lights ain’t cutting it. When you say you’re lighting the trees, I expect them to be awash with light. Dazzlingly bright, some may even…
As the end of the year draws nearer and everyone is posting their Receiptify and other yearly music recaps in their Insta stories, Columbia Psychological Services has announced that it will be…
Dear Spotify Wrapped, Look, we all have our phases. Sure, it’s a bit embarrassing to show your friends that Charlie Puth is your top artist when you’re supposed to be all cool…
The spotted lanternfly has been public enemy number one for Columbia students ever since multiple state governments put a hit out on it. Dozens of lanternfly corpses now litter the streets in…
It was a Monday night in late October. I had an Art Hum paper due the next day, so I went to Ref for a few hours to crank out the final…
Great news for the hordes of students who have been outsourced to a third party therapist by Columbia Psychological Services: a cartoon character is here to offer better resources than your $80k/year…
