Any undergrad who attempts to quibble about problem set grades will be placed on a campus-wide blacklist.…
He appears convinced that he will need an actual knowledge of the text.…
He says he "really gets to see how to process works" and is "getting his foot in the door."…
"My real skills lie in delegation."…
She kept the MetroCard as a souvenir.…
"Finally, I have the chance to tank a discussion that isn't part of CC with my banal, rambling comments."…
Farewell, friends.…
Panic struck the Barnard campus this week when Maggie the Magnolia did not bloom on schedule.…
Learn from Columbia's wisest degenerates.…
"We're just asking you to divert your $60,000 per year towards rent."…
