The freshman dropped "some unreal knowledge bombs."…
Someone should really tell the protesters on Low Steps today.…
"The worst part is he’s probably going to half-ass it anyways.”…
"If you come across him, the most important thing is that you remain calm and contact Public Safety." …
The remaining members are disbanding the club entirely because running an election would be a nightmare.…
"The health inspector finds fecal bacteria on your counter once and your future is tanked.” …
"We want to ensure that all students feel welcome, regardless of which part of speech they feel the strongest connection to."…
He didn't even manage to grab any free swag.…
Unexpected growth in the party's size led to logistical complications.…
Next time, she'll do the right thing and hand over her ID to the security desk.…