Common symptoms are living vicariously through Instagram posts, touch deprivation, lucid dreaming about a life without your blue light glasses, and crying. If you find yourself experiencing these, please reach out to…
5. Bear GryllsPros: Very knowledgeable about surviving in uninhabitable environments, very applicable to NYCCons: Bold, but not beautiful…
Columbia Student Life announces new awards to encourage phone sex in promotion of the health compact
In a bid to encourage safe and healthy interactions on campus, Columbia is rolling out a new program under the #KeepTheCompact umbrella that will promote covid-19 secure intercourse, called #KinkyForTheCommunity.…
“Sure, the post described ‘a tall, beautiful blonde,’ but from a distance my neon pink hair could appear a bit flaxen,” White reasoned.…
Without the tips she relies on to survive, Alma Mater has now decided to join the gig economy. Being unable to serve as a ride-share or a food delivery driver, as she’s…
“I hadn’t left my house in days,” Green explained, after being asked to account for his late-night message. “I just desperately needed to talk to someone other than my parents and little…
When pressed for reasons, Bollinger claimed Senior Night attendees had shown the “fortitude, grit, and alcohol tolerance” which defines the Columbia community. He said further, “If they can withstand the deluge of…
"Eleanor fucking self-reported, I just know it," said Levi.…
When asked to comment, Huntington told The Fed, “Back in April, I had just finished watching Tiger King and honestly didn’t know what to do next. I was already tired of baking…
