“It’s not a big deal,” Sam Taylor (CC’25) said of jumping the turnstile during his most recent trip on the 1 train. “Well,” he added, “it kind of is. I guess you…
Following the success of her book Choke: The Secret to Performing Under Pressure, a look into the psychology behind why we often seem to perform the worst when the stakes are the…
Hey! Thanks for reading our post! We’re a bit desperate to squeeze someone in this month (preferably non-male!) – the market for this sort of thing is just crazy right now! We…
Dear reader: I write to you a tortured soul. When I was spritely and green like you are now, I would prance and play upon the Butler lawns without a care about…
A blushing firefighter who responded to the Butler fire alarm last night has confirmed with Federalist reporters that the incident was the result of some “energetic humping” in Stack Level 5.…
Every year, Columbia students gather on Butler Lawn for a beloved tradition: Surf & Turf. But before you young Columbians fill your plates with those fly-infested mountains of shrimp and beef, you…
“We really want to fight back against Columbia’s elitist culture,” agreed many of the candidates in this year’s CCSC elections. “We know that ensuring an equal playing field is really important to…
Columbia Dining is now seeking a Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts to combat world hunger. This news comes on the heels of Columbia Dining’s victory of being rated the best college…
This Sunday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency officially designated McBain a “Disaster Area.” The agency typically reserves such designations for extreme events like wildfires, hurricanes, and nuclear meltdowns, but, according to a…
Jenna Collins (CC’24) is already kicking ass and taking names during her first week of in-person classes. In a swift email to her advisor, Jenna asked to meet during the following week…
