In an effort to make graduation more accessible to families out of town, and for no other reason, Columbia announces its spring commencement ceremony will be streamed via drone feed provided by…
Given the high tensions on campus and the recent lockdown of Columbia’s Morningside campus, Columbia and Barnard administrators are done with their facades of “dialogue” and “student safety.” In a joint statement,…
In a statement to the Office of Public Affairs, President Shafik wrote: “Well they’re already here anyway.”…
President Laura Rosenbury returned on Sunday evening from her time in the desert. The president reported having a relaxing and rejuvenating weekend in Indio, California as she enjoyed her artist-pass access to…
Columbia University’s newest eatery, Chef Don’s Donut Shop, will open on the ground floor of Lerner Hall on April 2nd. The Donut Shop will be “specifically designed to cater to the increased…
Columbia has announced new plans for housing to open next year. The new plans are meant to “fit the ever-changing needs of our community,” said one representative. “We’re particularly concerned about the…
Duo, Columbia’s student account multi-factor verification service, has been known to terrorize students with unnecessary identity verification before they even step on campus. To address user concerns of not being able to…
Barnard College has just announced that writer, director, and actor Greta Gerwig will be the commencement speaker for the Graduation of the Class of 2024 on May 15. Gerwig has starred in…
Recently uncovered documents from the Columbia University Libraries revealed that despite hundreds of years as an independent operation, Columbia University is technically a mere satellite campus for the New Jersey-based Princeton University.…
Public Safety Announces $22 Million Dollar Profit From Seized Items in Annual Room Checks
Following four years of disappointing returns exacerbated by the Coronavirus pandemic, Public Safety assuaged fears of its efficiency by bringing home the bacon big time: earning twenty-two million dollars in seized contraband…