Not going to lie—there is nothing more embarrassing than ordering my gluten-free cauliflower-crust pizza in front of a line of 25 hungry college students at the Diana Center Cafe, who now have…
In its latest daring measure to establish sub supremacy over the New York metro area, Columbia Dining has sued the State of New Jersey to obtain complete ownership of the phrase “Mike’s…
In the wake of the announcement that JJ’s will soon be open for 24-hour dining, Columbia Dining released a follow-up email to assure all the salivating students pulling all-nighters that the news…
According to a leaked press release, it appears that Columbia is finally following suit in the time honored New York trend of shortening names. Starting in Fall 2023, Columbia University will be…
Dani Winkler On April 6, President Lee Bollinger, via an email sent to Columbia University community members, announced that University Provost Mary C. Boyce will be stepping down from her administrative positions…
As housing groups are being submitted and dorms chosen (or denied out of disgust), a common phenomenon is sweeping Columbia: that of the friend left out of the housing group because they…
Much to the dismay of countless students, Columbia Dining has just announced that Ferris Booth Commons will no longer be serving their classic cheesecakes, cookies, cupcakes, and handfuls of soggy berries alongside…
Columbia students know the struggle of securing on-campus housing all too well. The process rips apart friendships, disrupts peaceful nights’ sleep, and causes stress sweats from Carlton Arms to East Campus. While…
In a stunning move that has shocked the Columbia University community, university officials have announced plans to convert the iconic Low Library into luxury apartments. The 120-year-old building, which currently houses the…
Michigan does it. Bama does it. OSU does it. Even Cornell does it. And now, with Bacchanal coming up, Columbia does it. The Spectador (Dani Winkler) officially endorses “The Borg” as the…
