It’s rush – sorry, recruitment – weekend at Columbia University, and the mice are out to play (freezing in their mini white dresses and open-toed heels on college walk, of course). We…
Butler Library staff recently switched file-organizing systems and discovered that the average book in the library is not as old as your mom. The Federalist spoke with the head of the project,…
We’ve all seen it: maybe we’re a little touch-starved or maybe the sun is hitting his sculpted bronze body at just the right angle, but there is no denying that the statue…
Following a visit to campus by inspectors from the Middle States Commission on Higher Education, the Columbia Graduate School of Architecture, Planning and Preservation was shut down in a mere thirty seconds.…
On Friday, the Columbia Federalist staff writers Swalla Manob (CC ‘24) and Ina Ormazbals (GS ‘25) were met with accusations of academic plagiarism as reported anonymously to the administration. Even more shocking…
With students constantly decrying Columbia’s seemingly rigged class registration system, the university has announced its new strategy for ensuring that as many students get their desired classes as possible: waitlists for waitlists.…
Tags: #columbiauniversityau #collegeau #holidayromance #yn #youngminouche #ageappropriateromance It was a chilly morning on Columbia’s campus when you awoke in your twin XL bed. You turned over to see if your roommate was…
Columbia Admits Record-High Number of Bed Bugs for Class of 2028
Last Thursday, three of Columbia University’s undergraduate colleges, Columbia College, the School for Engineering and Applied Sciences, and Barnard College, sent out application decisions to Early Decisions applicants. All three of the…
BREAKING: To boost campus morale, President Minouche Shafik announced that she is bringing back former President Bollinger’s esteemed “Fun Run 5k Run/Walk” on Monday. The event will offer Shaf-food (mini pretzel bags…
Tired of shivering under a single layer of fancy clothes while your group tries their best to turn painful, chattering grimaces into smiles? Well worry not, my friend, because this year, College…