You spent the last four years studying at the number 12 ranked University in the nation! Congrats! And now you’re graduating, but how will you presumptuously let the world know what you’ve…
With class registration just around the corner, we’re here to provide some advice on getting every class that you want so you don’t have to helplessly email every professor begging for a…
College spring break: a quintessential experience one must endure in their late teenage years. As I was up late researching all-inclusive resorts in tropical locations for under 50 dollars, I came to…
Help! I Really Want to Call My Teacher a “Sadistic Maniac Who Deserves to Burn in Hell” in My CULPA Review But I Don’t Want to be on the Naughty List
Dear Fed, Every year when winter break rolls around, I always get excited that the best time of year has finally arrived: writing CULPA reviews. After all the suffering I’ve gone through…
It’s rush – sorry, recruitment – weekend at Columbia University, and the mice are out to play (freezing in their mini white dresses and open-toed heels on college walk, of course). We…
Dear Reader: If You Get A Tattoo Of The Columbia Federalist, We Will Put You On The Cover Of Every Single Issue
That’s right. We said it. Imagine you on the cover of the Fed, following the legacy of Pr*zbo. We would draw you in such cool and funky ways that everyone will know…