PSA TO CURRENT COLUMBIA STUDENTS: As tensions on campus heighten and the administration furthers their crackdown on student groups, guests on campus, and security protocols, it’s essential that you, as a student,…
Hey you! Sick of being just another one of those lanky dweebs who blends into the background of every Halloweekend party? Every second wasted on school work or self care is a…
Midterm season is upon us, and the ennui hangs thicker in the air than the scent of Dig Inn on 113th and Broadway. As you try to ignore the first caress of…
Flu season is almost upon us and it’s coming up just as we’re leaving mysterious-illness-that-we-all-pretended-was-not-covid season; I know we’re all looking for an empty spot on campus where you can feel free…
Wondering how you’re going to balance your time this October 25-26th between Halloweekend and Parents Weekend? Not sure how you’ll be able to spend enough time with your parents while also serving…
I finally did it. I stuck it in for the first time. And by it, I mean my absentee ballot–I stuck it into the mailbox. (Get your head out of the gutter,…
It is a truth universally acknowledged that any future Columbia millionaires and billionaires hoping to secure a job from the very start of college must be in want of a finance club.…
Revenge Era? My roommate used all of my tampons so now I am buying the kind with extra arsenic
An individual’s relationship with their roommate is an intimate and ancient bond, one that requires constant communication and careful maintenance. Or at least, I thought so. When my roommate and I used…