The role of acting president is the highest acting position at Columbia and an essential part of our university ecosystem. But for too long it’s been reserved for only the most privileged…
On Tuesday, seemingly in response to the breaking news of Columbia’s neglect of student opinions in their decision to bow to the demands of the Trump Administration, the University placed buckets of…
It’s no secret that national security advisor Mike Waltz is in trouble for adding Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg to a private signal group discussing classified military information, including bombing plans in Yemen.…
After taking Ballet I at Barnard last semester, President Rosenbury has reportedly been seen auditing the intro class yet again this semester. Though she had hoped to move onto Ballet II after…
President Katrina Armstrong has declared that The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump will be added as required reading in all CC classes beginning next semester. “I know some community members…
For those of you now tuning in, a Category 5 hurricane has leveled Columbia University.…
Now, I’m reasonable with money. I’ve never placed a bet in my life. I’m a lady, for god’s sake. I’m a financially mature person. If someone offered me a dollar, I’d take…
Amid nationwide cuts to DEI programs, including Columbia’s stealthy removal of DEI language from various college websites, the University has announced that they will be removing the iconic statue of Alma Mater…
Dear Fed, All my friends are going to Punta Cana for Spring Break this year, and I’m supposed to go with them, but I’m starting to feel weird about it. We were…
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your hair into a messy bun. You slip on an oversized hoodie, ripped jeans, and…
