“Robin was such a grinder,” said his roommate Tag Eisenhower CC’ 20. “For as long as I knew him he would put his body through absolute hell simply because he didn’t possess…
“Jeffrey has shown that through determination, kindness, and avoiding all conversations about abortion and military action, General Studies students can fit right in here,” said a school representative.…
“Our studies have shown that over 84% of freshman boys assume they will walk right into a vagina their first night on campus, even if they are wearing Crocs and socks,”…
“At current rates, we can expect it to reach the other side of the street no later than May 2018.”…
“Honestly, after spending twenty minutes trying to find the Allen wrench I dropped under the couch, I’ve realized he was a terrible father."…
"In an increasingly interconnected world, we at the Office of Global Programs are hoping that a trip up to Union Theological Seminary or down into Lehman can be reframed as its own…
"The problem at hand is obviously upbringing, as Manny seems to be totally unaware of the established rules governing my society."…
With the conclusion of the summer of 2017, one thing remains crystal clear: The Art/Music Hum joint program in Paris has turned into a drawn-out mishmash of pastry-driven sexual chaos. The program,…
"Without a trigger warning, we have no way of knowing when a British journalist is about to have his guts spilled out onto the desert floor."…
He played with the notion of letting the other students take a crack at the answer.…
