"You simple fool, you can’t even fathom the mistakes you make."…
“I don’t really have anything else going on.”…
"These kids are fat little bastards.”…
“We’ll settle for someone else’s first-born child, if an issue arises. We’re not picky.”…
They better be on my desk today.…
"The monster bellowed, 'HOLY GUACAMOLE, THIS IS OFF THE HOOK,' bits spattering out of its gaping jaws."…
"We want to ensure that all students feel welcome, regardless of which part of speech they feel the strongest connection to."…
