“If he isn’t the heir to a wildly successful American corporation, then why does he have so many pairs of leather Chelsea boots?”…
“From the way he interrupted the professor repeatedly, I could tell that he had, on multiple occasions, slipped a knife into another man’s neck without remorse.” …
“As University President, I require ample space for Columbia’s mission to grow, and for me to spread out at night and read the Audi owner’s manual.”…
“For some reason, students seemed dissatisfied with our nonexistent appointment times, emotionally unavailable staff, and imposing bureaucratic system.” …
I was trying to listen when you talked to me about your grandmother’s tragic passing from pneumonia, but frankly, it just didn’t draw me in. …
He’s also eyeing a presidential run.…
"After almost a year of listening to protesters chanting ‘Where’s Lee Bollinger’ on the steps outside my office, I realized they had a point. I wasn’t where I should be: on their…
"She came over this break and, I swear to God, was just ripping some of the fattest clouds I'd ever seen."…
"His name is Poncho Firedust, and I need him to feel safe," demanded the 67-year-old chemistry professor.…
"I personally find it to be a very spiritual journey, as I pass the same Olive Tree Deli and Columbia Barber shop my forefathers passed years ago."…
