"That little mutt has been dead as a doornail for years."…
"I really can’t tell if he’s just being friendly, or wants to tie me up and slather me in some homemade barbecue sauce."…
“You set out thinking you’ll check one quick fact, and before you know it, you’re asking yourself, ‘Hmm, what is brutalism really?’"…
"I didn’t choose to want to fuck Paul Ryan. It’s just the way I am."…
Revel in the holiday spirit!…
Student Uses FroSci to Calculate How Long into Conversation with Mom Asking for Money is Okay
by Nick Ribolla
"This is exactly the kind of back-of-the-envelope calculation we want our students to employ.”…
“How many bros do we have to lose before the administration takes action?”…
"The worst part is he’s probably going to half-ass it anyways.”…
