“Now, the dipshit’s gone and pissed off Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with the Thousand Young,” Core professor Ricardo Hernandez said.…
“I’m told at one point, the quiz registered full attendance while only twelve students were in the room,” police chief Marcellus Johnson explained. “Something had to be done.”…
Wien Sophomore’s Last Ditch Attempt At Companionship Foiled By Gruesome Death Of Ant Farm
by Luis Vera
"The complete eradication of the farm, totaled at 227 ants, was initially attributed to the 13 days the package spent on a poorly ventilated, sunless shelf in Wien, during which time Michaels…
"Usually we let the admissions process grind them up and spit them out, but we had to step in here."…
In Response To Growing Waitlists, University To Start Accepting IOUs For Graduation Requirements
by Luis Vera
You can get out of it by making enough money to slap your name on a library.…
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."…
Do not make the mistake of assuming size is a barrier to love.…
"The effort is honestly impressive."…
