The snake is reportedly cash-green and vaguely slimy-looking, with an Apple watch still attached to its body. …
He was also spotted with a few of his Lit Hum books in his backpack, a clear indication he is planning to study those too, like a massive dork. …
“Fuck, there’s probably more.”…
“I’ve been hitting the gym, putting myself out there socially, and overall trying to be a more well-rounded person,” said the man who within three months will be sitting alone in a…
Op-Ed: My Shoelaces Aren’t The Same Length (And Other Problems We Need To Talk About)
by Julian Pecht
"Also, impending North Korean nuclear annihilation."…
"All this time I was talking about rabbis, but he was thinking about priests?”…
Intended Classics Major Says Fuck It, Not Worth Four Years of Hamilton’s Sixth Floor
by Julian Pecht
"You should see those emaciated Slavic studies fuckers on Floor Seven.”…
"Bruce Portnoy CC '20 has fully embraced an existence stripped of any enjoyment, spending hours upon hours in his room, loudly wishing those in the Floor Lounge 'would just stop it.'"…
