Tags: #columbiauniversityau #collegeau #holidayromance #yn #youngminouche #ageappropriateromance It was a chilly morning on Columbia’s campus when you awoke in your twin XL bed. You turned over to see if your roommate was…
Dear Fed, Like every other Barnard student, I enjoy nothing more than a good old fashioned complaint about our dining halls: the odd hours, the calorie counts, and our inability to use…
HELP! TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEKEND AND I CANT FIND MY GOTH GF!
Amidst all the ghouls, goblins, ghosts, and platform shoe-d frankensteins, exists your platform Doc Marten wearing girlfriend “Twas the night before Halloweekend, and all through campus, Not a creature was stirring, not…
In Honor of Mary Boyce Stepping Down as Provost, Here Are Five People Who Managed to Hate Unions More Than Her
Dani Winkler On April 6, President Lee Bollinger, via an email sent to Columbia University community members, announced that University Provost Mary C. Boyce will be stepping down from her administrative positions…
Michigan does it. Bama does it. OSU does it. Even Cornell does it. And now, with Bacchanal coming up, Columbia does it. The Spectador (Dani Winkler) officially endorses “The Borg” as the…
Love is in the air! The Fed wants to help you score a public makeout sesh worthy of making every unlucky student in a .2 mile radius retch, so we’ve created a…
‘I Forgot What it Feels Like to Be in a Car!’ and 10 Other Signs You Might Be Suffering From First Semester Syndrome
The holiday season is known for heralding wonderful surprises: twinkly lights, overcooked ham, your 84-year-old grandma’s decision to redecorate your childhood bedroom while you’re asleep on the couch. But our collective immunity…
Dear Class of 2027, Welcome to Barnard! Here’s Your Fed-Official Pre-NSOP Checklist.
December 14: Put Barnard in your bio. Alternate between “Barnard ♔ Columbia 2027,” “Barnard ’27 💙,” “@barnardcollege,” and “barnard” for the next twelve to fourteen months until you forget it’s there in…
Columbia University has finally responded to its demotion on the U.S. News and World Report college ranking list, decrying the campus-wide scandal as the beginning of the University’s “Reputation Era.” President Lee…