There’s nothing more Columbia than having no idea what courses you’ll be taking after the semester has already started….welcome, first-years! This “reading period” will be the two most humiliating weeks of your…
As a second semester first-year and senior, these scents have shaped our memories in clusters of Morningside Heights. Whether it be the putrid remnants of a wild night out at 1020 (rip),…
“Which Euphoria Character Am I?” Asks Columbia Student Who Studied 3 Hours Every Friday Night In High School
“What was your role at a high school party?’ Actually, in high school, I pregamed our Model UN social with three Mike’s Hard Lemonades and hooked up with my ex boyfriend, so…
5 Creative Ways to Respond to Your Family Members at Thanksgiving When They Ask “How’s College Going?”
“I’m the co-president of X club!” Just replace X with the name of any former president and talk about how you initiate campus-wide discussions on hot-button issues. Make it sound super impressive…
Armie Hammer’s Great Grandfather and 8 Other Ghosts You Can Spot on Campus This Halloween Season!
With Halloween approaching, keep your eyes peeled for these ten ghosts you can find roaming around campus. Please note: The Federalist does not condone the harassment of any ghosts on campus. TREASURY…
Columbia Dining is now seeking a Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts to combat world hunger. This news comes on the heels of Columbia Dining’s victory of being rated the best college…