“Based on what I know about Western Pennsylvania,” Becket began, “Biden’s confusing messaging on fracking in the final debate may have cost him votes in Erie county. Fracking is SUCH an important…
In paragraph 36 of the email, Bollinger discussed plans for classes saying, “classes may be entirely in person, entirely online, or we might just set up some type of Hunger Games system…
When the Columbia Federalist reached out to Williams for comment, he explained “Yeah, I know it’s the second day of classes, but I’ve already mapped out all of my courses for the…
The email continued “Although Justice Ginsberg may have begun law school at Harvard and only transferred to Columbia to accommodate her husband’s new job, her diploma says ‘Columbia’ so we get to…
We’re pleased to announce that we will be sending you everything you need to host an NSOP rager at home.…
Who needs to leave home and make new friends when you can participate in never-ending awkward ice breakers supervised by upperclassmen?”…
"Was his Alaska cruise okay, but not as good as his Joseph Conrad-esque sailing trip down the Congo?"…
“I don’t need your pity. But I do need you to buy this pan flute CD for $5.”…
“She said she had sent me a package, and I thought it was going to be some flip-flops or a swimsuit or some shit like that."…
“Why would you wake up on a Saturday to go look at some big-ass dinosaur?"…
