Lonely Wallach freshman Geoffrey Johnson reports feeling relief to have finally found friendship in a renegade cockroach living in his room. The student had struggled to make friends in his first semester…
How You Should Feel about the New Olivia Rodrigo Album Based on Your Age and Relationship Status
by Blake Jones
Olivia Rodrigo just dropped Sour, her debut album that documents all the stages of teenage heartbreak and angst in the aftermath of a breakup. I’m not trying to say this album isn’t…
Some may respond by referencing how at the 2009 VMAs Kanye said the award should go to Beyonce and not Taylor, implying he is not a hardcore stan. However, arguing about whether…
Sorority Girl Who “Loves How Her Birthday is Always During Spring Break” Feeling Less Smug Now
by Blake Jones
“It’s kind of, like, my thing, you know, that’s who I am and to have that taken away from me, it’s just, like, dude, that’s really not cool... like, I don’t think…