"At press time, students across campus remained too scared of Gunderson to tell him to speed the fuck up."…
Kushner can expect a deepening voice, hair growth under his armpits and around his groin, and new feelings of sexual arousal, according to Ben Carson, who was not questioned on the topic…
“When my friends reference the song, I just laugh and pretend like I get it."…
“We all look the same except for that one brunette, but usually we make her take the photo anyways, so we should be fine."…
"To all those people who revel in moist novels like Infinite Jest and scoff at bony novellas like Of Mice and Men, this list is for you."…
"Needless to say, somebody’s getting an A in participation.”…
On some occasions, she pays her creative writing major friend $20 a day to sit in for her.…
"You haven’t touched me in weeks. What happened to us?"…
