Mr. Ducovich was unfazed by the water; he removed his “Grill Master” t-shirt, and eagerly waded to the pool’s deep end. “Kids, don’t listen to your mother, it’s actually really refreshing,” he…
"If you have the border wall, you already have the two countries. Problem solved."…
President Trump discreetly spat gum into his paper, before crumpling it and stuffing it in the Wall.…
"Take a little bird bath with her? Don’t mind if I do.”…
"If only Trump and Muslim refugees could sit down at the negotiating table and enjoy a bowl of Pizza Twist Macaroni..."…
“I’m not asking for much. I mean, don’t be so stingy! A small $50,000 gift will suffice to give my Audi a 6-inch lift.”…
"Like, although I wasn’t thrilled about it, I got Obamacare because the Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have dental insurance."…
Gill has not showed that he is willing to stand up for justice.…
"I could literally see him objectify me as he explained Planck’s constant."…
"Revealing my thoughts is in the best interest of not only myself, but also my legions of female admirers."…
