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"Hey Dad, it's me - Brian. Would you potentially be free later this week for a coffee chat?"…
"Jesus, no I don't have any comment on what happened in Florida. Can't you see I'm busy here?"…
"Jeez, I bet I look pretty ridiculous right about now." …
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"Coach, I get the game plan. When can we go out there and get this thing going?" …
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4. Kill the author of this article.…
"Soon, sweetheart," cooed the 54-year-old professor's mother . "It'll come sooner if you fall asleep." …
