“Taking flight using only the motion of your penis is really all about confidence."…
"I used to do a ten second plank every morning, but I had to cut that in half so I could have enough time to sleep."…
"This is a beautiful connection between a man, a man, a man, another man, a woman, and me, and you need to get the fuck out."…
Generous Passengers Sprinkle Unwanted Airline Peanuts Over Flyover Country to Feed Hungry Rural Whites
by Anonymous
"How better to show them my support?” …
White parents’ pride is proven to improve their children’s self-confidence, sometimes to the point of delusion.…
"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."…
“We’ve lost a legend.”…
CU Opens New School of General Exercise to Help Nontraditional Students Get Back Into the Gym
by Anonymous
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"…
"Did these rural whites only read the Sparknotes?"…
“I only read the Sparknotes, but even I was able to deliver a vehement diatribe against his unfair treatment of women."…
