In a cabinet filled with some of the most successful men in the world, one small (5’6”) man tends to get lost in the crowd. Oh JD, we feel for you. Becoming one of the boys takes time (and billions of dollars), but maybe one day you will get there! Your hard work retrieving the iced lattes for Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos does not go unnoticed. We also saw that you sorted the pens in color order. Way to go, bud! Hey, that technique of mirroring Trump’s exact mannerisms looks good on you, big guy. We loved the way you boys sat in identical positions during the inauguration: manspread and all, hands on the knees, just like Beavis and Butthead. Good going, pal. Keep up the great work, champ—just keep your head up, and you will fit in soon!
